Jokes Collection.

Q: What did the skeleton say to the lying  ghost? A: I can see right through you. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts. Q. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? A. Spare ribs. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A. Because he had nobody to dance with. Q. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? A. They have nobody to love. Q. Why do skeletons stay so calm? A. Because nothing gets under their skin. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. Because there was nobody on the other side. Q. How do you make a skeleton laugh? A. Tickle her funnybone. Q. What does a skeleton say before dinner? A. Bone-Appetit! Q. Why did the skeleton climb a tree? A. Because a dog was after his bones! Q. Why can't skeletons play church music? A. Because they have no organs. Q. What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? A. You're dead to me. Q. Why did the skeleton start a fight? A. Because he had a bone to pick. Q. What did the skeleton say ...